Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML
Today, my two best friends that I've known since middle school broke up. I'm glad I'm no longer a third wheel but now they won't talk to each other and both use me to complain about the other. FML
Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, after knowing my friendship group for 9 years, who were like my family, I found out that they actually hate me and have been trying to get me to go away for 5 years. When I left, they laughed at me, argued with me and their exact last words were, "K bye" and then kicked me out. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML
Today, I broke ties with a friend of mine. She said I was her only friend and asked me not to interact with others normally. I'd had enough, and asked her not to bother me again. Then I found out that everyone liked her better and left me alone for lunch, even though she's a gaslighter. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, my friends and I noticed that people, no matter what stereotype, pretty much all have the same type of friends: the mean one, the funny one, etc., and started naming off the people in our group who fit into those personalities. We got to the token fat one, everyone looked at me and stopped talking. FML
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xsweetlysour 0
Aww, it's alright, I'm also that person. Honestly, who wants friends and all their drama :) And shall I say "first" to annoy people?
valuemeal2 1
Ugh. I've been that person before, and it sucks. FYL.
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Comments (147)
hahah808 0
i was that person freshman year. i'm sorry :/
mark_my_words 0
that was too random to be real. im calling on bs on this one.
vee_baby 0
I haven't read through the other comments yet, but I need to just say that my bs radar is going off right now. You stole this from Dane Cook's stand-up. Is your name "Oh, **** Brian's coming"?
iebabe 0
i have never been that person.. i've just never been liked by many!! and some ppl would call them haters!!! so say **** you and Show them who you ARe!! :] which is totally better than their immaturity.. wait i do have friends.. lol.. just to clear that up.. obviously they werent your real friends.. dust off hun and keep it movin DUECES
liserrr 0
i agree #3 ... Dane Cook joke for sure. but if this is true, why be friends with them?
AlexanderC 0
Find better friends then when your "best friend of 12 years" sees you are happy with your new friends and wants to be your friend again tell him/her to **** off.
nickk_v 0
OUCH. what abitch/dick.
teh_ass 0
Something must be wrong with you then or your friends. Either way, YDI.
dg72592_fml 0
wow thats ******* obnoxious, find some new friendss.
dg72592_fml 0
i also hope you said something smart back to her at least...