Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
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Top comments
emilycb93 12
Don't fish for compliments.
DocBastard 40
I don't see the problem here. He admitted that he likes you all the time, even at your lowest. Even though you think you look bad, either he doesn't or it doesn't matter to him. Either way, you win.
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Comments (82)
Ashley868 10
He likely wasn't serious. He was probably just annoyed because you were hoping for a compliment. He's with you, so he obviously finds you attractive. Don't be so insecure. Learn to recognize sarcasm.
bigpops 12
he meant it in a good way...
XxNightwingxX 21
Most likely not what he meant! He probably tried to say something like you don't look like shit, you look the way you always do. Guys tend to not be able to communicate that sort of thing well in situations like this.
iclark0 8
Dump that lil shit.
tenderteddy82 4
He fell for the trap of woman-speak. Now its time for him to friend the sofa.
luckyone365 7
YDI for fishing for compliments.
imdabess 9
you kinda set yourself up for that one. look at it as something funny, because in guy humor he was joking, otherwise he wouldn't be your boyfriend.
M4Multi 2
Dat comeback
ThaPrelude 11
Ouch! That's like getting kicked while you're down
Neesalun 20
Aw!! Sad! I'm sure it's not how he intended to make it sound.