Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, whilst walking past a large pond-sized puddle, a double decker bus and a van slowed and drove around the puddle so as not to splash me. Thinking luck was on my side, I began walking more confidently, only for a tiny Smart car to come hurtling past, causing a huge wave of water to hit me. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
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tylercoffman420 19
what a dick call the bus company and report his ass
apineapple 40
How rude!
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Comments (45)
iHyperModz 22
That'll teach you to ride a bus!
beeferjay 34
cheer up op, at least you dont have herpes.
Miss_Whipped 43
Something you'd like to share with the class? :)
lukian_fml 29
This is illegal locally. How's Norway's laws?
Dexter83_fml 17
Call the company make a complaint and claim for your cleaning bill
taake_fjellene 9
Var sjåføren en utlending eller bare dum?
OscarEcho 12
Er du rasist eller bare dum? Sjåførens nasjonalitet er da totalt irrelevant.
Drnavid 13
If you were a daily reader of FML, you'd know by heart not stand beside a puddle of water while waiting for a bus. Sorry OP!
tldrDL 11
Like dem movies.
helsingmusique18 11
That is awful. Complain to the bus department, because they should not be doing that ever! I did live in a city for a while and never seen such a thing happen, so I'd be livid.
LilMissCanadian 22
Too many assholes in this works. Sorry you had to encounter one at the top of the list.
hamstermachine 11
I thought that only happened in cartoons