Today, I was feeling really depressed and ended up asking my mom why guys aren't interested in me. She replied with a laundry list of reasons, including, "Hair. Boobs. Face. Everything." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I told my mom I was feeling depressed and needed motivation. She hugged me and said, “Honey, you just need to get out there and find someone who loves you for who you are.” Then she added, “...but maybe lose the mustache first.” I’m her daughter. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
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Top comments
skyeyez9 25
Which you then thanked your mother for inheriting her "superior genetics."
kinky44 28
Don't worry, she at least got the boob part wrong. Guys love all boobs!
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Comments (55)
adair112 15
surgery fixes all
fawfulster 11
Qué mala onda de tu jefa, la neta.
zarosian 17
Cheer up op life isn't about appearance you will find someone that likes you for who you are.
platinumbarbiexo 6
Don't ask a question if you can't handle the truth
jordyn20915 14
just know you're not conceited. don't buy into the fakeness people call beauty these days it's all a big cover up for their shitty personalities (like your mom!)
nanxi 30
You can always count on mom to be brutally honest it seems.
buonotomato 20
At least we know she goes straight to the point...
burritosrgood 12
Depression is not a god damn emotion!!!!
fballdt16 9
You know what, Misty Mundae isn't that attractive or pretty and look where she's at now!
Oomighty7 3
Don't worry, go change your wardrobe, see different societies of people and think positive.