Today, I was feeling really depressed and ended up asking my mom why guys aren't interested in me. She replied with a laundry list of reasons, including, "Hair. Boobs. Face. Everything." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I told my mom I was feeling depressed and needed motivation. She hugged me and said, “Honey, you just need to get out there and find someone who loves you for who you are.” Then she added, “...but maybe lose the mustache first.” I’m her daughter. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
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Top comments
skyeyez9 25
Which you then thanked your mother for inheriting her "superior genetics."
kinky44 28
Don't worry, she at least got the boob part wrong. Guys love all boobs!
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Comments (55)
buzzboy2389 13
It's ok all girls are pretty in there own way.
Greenteamextreme 16
I like that mentality :)
EmperorChowilio 21
and you live in mexico :( (is that racist considering I'm Mexican?)
PassiveAggresive 12
Worrying what others say about you doesn't get you anywhere.. Confidence is key.
GeneralStew 7
Im sure OP you're a very beautiful girl hit me up Im single :P just kidding maybe... lol
asparagus12 21
That's what happens when you go fishing for compliments with people who are tired of your shit.
limabeans101029 21
Talking to your mom about your insecurities is not "fishing for compliments". It seems like girls can never talk about their insecurities without being accused of fishing for compliments. Sometimes they just genuinely want to talk about the fact that it's upsetting them.
asparagus12 21
You sounds like a professional fisher #84.
nerdsgetmehot 23
My mother tells me quite often that I have "no boobs." I understand.
IcelandicHeathen 5
Do not worry, if a man is worth having he will value you for who you are not for your appearances.
jrguard 5
I'm sure you're truly beautiful no matter what
krissajulia 10
First, what a jerk second, need a hug
toriaaa1313 7
just remind ur mom that in a year or two you'll be the "ugly" duckling that turned into a swan whereas she will have lost all her feathers and look like an old geezer...