Thanks, I hate this

So you were surprised then?

Play along, but ask for all of the receipts so you can exchange those baby gifts for whatever you want!

I really don't see how people can mix up fat fat and baby fat.

Your coworkers are assholes. Wow.

I think I know you!!! Where you that girl on that show my 600 pound life last week?

It's somewhat untrue that healthy food costs more. For the price of a combo meal, approx. $6.50, you can make around 3 hearty salads. $1.5 lettuce, $2 tomatoes, $1 bell pepper, .50 corn ears, $1.50 broccoli

A large bag of croutons and dressing is about $3-6 thst lasts forever and a bag or tray of chicken breasts is around $10-15 and that is at least 5 servings if not more. If you buy a salad at McDonald's it will cost 3x the price of a burger but don't try to buy healthy food at McDonald's

you must have put on your weight really quickly for them to assume it was pregnancy, and thats a big assumption. are you sure some idiot didnt start a rumor you were pregnant? they might have meant well so id try not to be to hostile about it. Even when i was thin, I had a hormonal problem I looked about 6/7 months pregnant but then I got it taken care of (medication and avoiding aggravating foods) and lost a ton of weight in my belly and face so that might be something to look into if youre fat distribution is way off and you're eating right.

Or are you? Dun dun duuuun

I would quietly take all the gifts and then sell them. win win for everyone.

awkward level: a bazillion

One of my mates has a medical illness, so she sometimes she will be bloated and looks like shes pregnant. maybe the same thing happenes to op and someone saw the bloating and assumed she was pregnant & started a rumor saying she was .