fat girl
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
North Pole, United States
Thanks, I hate this
Today, my coworkers threw me a surprise baby shower. I'm not pregnant. FML
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livingmylife18 14
So you were surprised then?
StillUsesMyspace 22
Play along, but ask for all of the receipts so you can exchange those baby gifts for whatever you want!
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zandalee 20
Dude. You're a guy.
Neesalun 20
Re gift time? I remember when a coworker thought I was. I was wearing a nice button up shirt untucked and she asked how I was as I was walking across the room. I said I was tired and she said that it'll be like that for nine months. I smiled at her and walked off not understanding what she meant. Later I reviewed the convo and felt embarrassed because I was still a teen, had never been with anyone, and not married.
zandalee 20
Just read your user name OP and that made me sad. Hun we all come in different shapes and sizes and you have to learn to love yourself as you are. If your self esteem is so low that you feel the need to put your self down, seek medical advice and change your diet sweetheart. Life's too short to be unhappy.
cryssycakesx3 23
this.
Epikouros 32
She didn't put herself down, you and her coworkers did. OP just stated a fact. She might be perfectly happy with being fat, if others didn't bother her about it.
DracoSpirita 21
"Life's too short for so much sorrow." - that one lady from the first season of American Horror Story (can't remember her name)
Bafrinn 14
@53 - Constance?
DracoSpirita 21
No I think it was Nora? The original owner of the house who killed her husband and then herself after he created the Infantata (Thaddeus).
PotterHead_DH 26
#21. Seek medical advice? That's a bit extreme.
TunaFireStarter 16
Seeking medical advice can actually help you determine the best way for you to diet/work out/lose weight. Then they can determine if you have any pre-existing conditions (or what have you) that would make certain things ineffective or even dangerous.
Maccaroney 11
Life is too short to be unhappy? Life is literally the longest thing you will ever do.
95DeVille 13
Sorry to hear that, but no need to call yourself fat. You may have some fat, but fat doesn't control or describe you.
glabberfasted 16
This reminds me of that picture online I've seen recently. "You aren't fat, you have fat. You also have fingernails, but you are not fingernails."
nokturn_fml 11
Oh wow awk
cryssycakesx3 23
hawk+
De_Bri 16
This made me laugh.
kasmol 16
Why would anyone make that assumption? Even when it is obvious that someone is pregnant, I don't presume to ask about it until a public announcement is made. To go so far as to plan a shower without knowing is pretty inconsiderate. Even though they were inconsiderate, dont forget that they wanted to do something for you. That shows that you are important to them.
heroforhirex95 17
...April Fools...?
Soundslikeothers 15
Shhhhh..... Don't tell them and take the gifts
JuzReading 23
As nice as the thought of doing that was, they should have waited for a confirmed pregnancy from you first...
bombielol 20
at least you got presents :)))