fat girl
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
North Pole, United States
Thanks, I hate this
Today, my coworkers threw me a surprise baby shower. I'm not pregnant. FML
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livingmylife18 14
So you were surprised then?
StillUsesMyspace 22
Play along, but ask for all of the receipts so you can exchange those baby gifts for whatever you want!
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Comments (95)
weveallbeenthere 30
you must have put on a lot of weight quickly or recently. its the thought that counts though.
MadmanOZ 10
this is a very obvious signal you need to cut the fried food and visit a gym...
isuckwithnames 22
Or that healthy food and gym memberships are expensive
thatgirlfml11 6
Play along and ask for cash lol
avapaige1234 19
This sounds like a result of an office gossip.
bluestar_fml 12
Wow..how awkward. Sorry OP!
mybubbles2000 13
Wow they knew something you didn't. Sorry OP.
chinita1214 8
Well that must've been awkward...
PainOfDemise 11
Well, you can always keep the stuff and sell it for some extra money.
liesseling 13
You should make a picture of your poop in a few months, and introduce them to your new kid.
alicat13 12
So can you take paid maternity leave :-)