fat girl
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
North Pole, United States
Thanks, I hate this
Today, my coworkers threw me a surprise baby shower. I'm not pregnant. FML
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livingmylife18 14
So you were surprised then?
StillUsesMyspace 22
Play along, but ask for all of the receipts so you can exchange those baby gifts for whatever you want!
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DevilsMetsGiants 30
I'd say keep them, but it'll be a little suspicious to them when they know a year from now you don't have a kid and you haven't gotten any bigger or smaller.
Axel5238 29
Sorry OP sucks that because a woman is big they are assumed to be pregnant. I hope you turned away the gifts. Getting people back can be fun, but this is one of those times obviously it could get you arrested.
foxwasalamb 24
that must have been humiliating. but now you have baby clothes for a friend or if youre planning on getting pregnant in the future
WeskersSexslave 15
did you gain weight in 3 months?
asparagus12 21
Plot twist, you find out you really are preggo!
worldclassrager 41
Take it anyway...sell it on eBay or something...or get pregnant There are more options but those are probably the best you can do for now
joemud 13
Someone should have at least asked first, but oh well enjoy the gifts
BlackFames 16
Would you rather be pregnant?
BlackFames 16
Would you rather be pregnant?
WellHelloThere47 19
are you sure you're not pregnant?