Today, I just got done watching my cousin's two kids for four days while they were on vacation. I fed, clothed, and bathed them for four days of hell and got paid with a $5 shark tooth necklace from the Bahamas. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to see my neighbor's 5-year-old daughter next to me. She said good morning and handed me a note from her dad saying that I owe him and he's cashing in. So, I'm babysitting as her parents escape to the Bahamas for two weeks. My annual two week vacation starts today too. FML
Today, after my family left me at home for the weekend before finals while they went on vacation so I could focus on my studies, I spent the weekend watching my little cousins for no pay. It wasn’t an easy babysitting job either. I had to pay attention to and then re-enact basically every Bluey episode ever to exist, with no time to study. FML
Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML
Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML
Today, while working security at a welfare office, I had to listen as a claimant gushed about her upcoming Caribbean cruise. I work two jobs and haven't had a vacation since 2006. FML
Today, I babysat for a woman for the first time. When I arrived, there was a large pile of dishes in the sink. I decided to wash the dishes for her while the kids napped. She came home, noticed it, and bitched me out over how I'd only done it "to try and get more money" out of her. What? FML
Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML
Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents' house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Caribbean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML
Today, I had an very long day at work. I also had to take my daughter to the dentist and ballet class. Later, my 3 year-old son was having a diarrhoea, needing care, yet I pulled myself up, cooked, fed, read, cleaned the whole house except the kids' bedroom. My brother-in-law came, looked only at that and judged me horribly. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML
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RuralNinja 0
Just because you're family doesn't mean they can **** you like that. They had the money for the Bahamas, so they have the money to pay you for your work.
lexiBRo 0
You mean you agreed to babysit for free (or without discussing payment), and they brought back a sharktooth necklace from the giftshop ?? I seriously doubt the souvenir was a form of payment, but perhaps next time you discuss payment ahead of time? Family usually screws you over more than strangers.
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BikerMike 0
the next time they ask you to babysit - say yes, tell them you will pick the kids up just before they leave and don't show up. ***** up their vacation
loooooooooool_fml 1
My question is that, did you have to use your own money to take care of the kids or was a sum of money given to you by the parents. If not, then you are free to ask for payment/compensation. Though a shark necklace is awesome, it's only 5$, so it probably wasn't all that high quality...probably not even made of shark teeth :/
mwbddh2 0
this isnt a fml you ****
australiaaaa 0
should've done this while babysitting: http://explosm.net/comics/560/
snappycomeback 3
Next time you should set up an agreed upon wage for your services.
snappycomeback 3
Idiot. You can buy a shark tooth necklace at any mall. This person just lost what could have been hundreds of dollars of income.
Jean_Axe 0
thats why you don't babysit for family
kellster 2
Did they ever say that they were planning to pay you? Or imply it? If not, you shouldn't have expected it. People seem to think that if you're family, they can **** you over. If payment was ever mentioned, decide on an hourly or daily wage and send them an invoice in the mail!
epicwinmaster 0
feed one of the kids the tooth then shit in their flower pot and punt those ***** into their front yard. then proceed to light their car on fire and teabag their grandma. then walk away into the sunset. then it would make it all worth while :P
OMGoriginality 0
WIN! You good sir should go on "I survived a Japanese Game Show" and give them ideas. Silly asians and their love for flour...so adorable.
TaiKaliso 0
fake, who would be that inconsiderate. I doubt they would make you watch them 4 days all day all night, to only pay you 5$.