Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML
Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, a misunderstanding led to me falsely accusing my husband of cheating. We cleared it up and he forgave me and everything, but my parents are still convinced that he cheated, and won't believe me when I say he wasn't. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
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Weird_situations 13
Ground her butt until the apocalypse!!! That's a mean prank and she let it go way too far
euphoricness 28
You should beat her ass, why would she do a prank that could potentially ruin a relationship with marriage?
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RinkuTheHero 13
If this happened to me, this is how I would handle it. 1. Take away all electronics. Smartphone, computer, tablet, ect. However I would get a very basic phone for her. One with a certain number od mins, and no texting. 2. No extracurcular activities after school. Striaght there straight home, and if she needed to stay after call a teacher to confirm that its true. 3. No school related events. This includes prom, and homecoming. 4. Make here both pay her way around the house, and have her pay back the equivilent of the credit card cost.
skyeyez9 25
What a bitch. That could have ended in a separation or divorce. You need to seriously discipline the manipulative brat. She did it just to see you guys fight, while she sits back and admires her handiwork.
skyeyez9 25
Take the "prank" even further. Tell your brat that this prank made you and the hubby realize you both really want a divorce, and she will have to go into foster care or group home.
dellarosa 10
What the hell is wrong with her? She should be grounded for the rest of her life.
dgtanner 11
beat that kid with a belt.
aznpeaks 7
Even if it was a prank, the fact that she eventually confessed just because SHE was stressed deserves a good beating!
fortune789 17
When she gets a boyfriend, and make sure it's one she likes, do something extremely similar. But I would get the boyfriend in on it, just to be safe.
thatonetoby 8
I agree that she should be grounded, but some of y'alls ways of punishment is over the top. kids will be kids and there should be a limit as to the kind of punishment they get.
iwadasn 33
Deliberately making one parent believe that the other is cheating doesn't exactly fall under the category of "kids will be kids."
Vegeto30294 19
And how limited would this punishment be for almost ruining a marriage?
MacDaddy916 4
Whoop her ass
blackonblight 33
Assuming her confession is genuine and she's not just taking the fall to end the fight, holy shit. Either you ****** up royally in parenting or you have a sociopath for a daughter and need to get that addressed ASAP. The two aren't mutually exclusive, either.