Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML
Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, a misunderstanding led to me falsely accusing my husband of cheating. We cleared it up and he forgave me and everything, but my parents are still convinced that he cheated, and won't believe me when I say he wasn't. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
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Top comments
Weird_situations 13
Ground her butt until the apocalypse!!! That's a mean prank and she let it go way too far
euphoricness 28
You should beat her ass, why would she do a prank that could potentially ruin a relationship with marriage?
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Comments (103)
katt_is_here 24
I would just....ooooo!!!! Reason 1,233,444,525 why I'm glad I've decided to be child free.
iDontEvenLift 3
What if she just said that so they'd shut up and basically gave her dad a free pass?
sxdryv 14
He paid he to take the blame
gvshrek 4
leave her in a strange Forrest with a F'd up compass and repair your marriage by making her replacement
letsgooo_fml 23
As part of her punishment, you should make her read this comment section.
Mrjoeua 1
What were you doing on that website to find out? oO
Thorvald22 17
BEAT THAT ASS.
unlocked_ 9
Yeah your daughter made a FML about this lmao
gravy_goose 0
Im ure ur husband paid them off to say that...
Asstarotte 7
Oh bro, I would beat the shit out of that child