Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML
Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, a misunderstanding led to me falsely accusing my husband of cheating. We cleared it up and he forgave me and everything, but my parents are still convinced that he cheated, and won't believe me when I say he wasn't. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
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Top comments
Weird_situations 13
Ground her butt until the apocalypse!!! That's a mean prank and she let it go way too far
euphoricness 28
You should beat her ass, why would she do a prank that could potentially ruin a relationship with marriage?
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Comments (103)
skittycat213 19
Is that seriously how she tries to amuse herself?
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Seriously. Cause that sounds like something the spawn of satan would do out of boredom.
carecow 16
Your daughter has a shitty sense morals.
Wizardo 34
Time for crazy makeup sex, kudos for the husband for being truthful, SpouseLAD.
junkman6 22
Crazy make up sex and make sure you hide all of your daughters headphones/noise making tools, and just scream like crazy.
djmanbg 6
Plot twist: she didn't do it but confessed in order to save their marriage.
Misoranomegami 16
This was exactly my thought. She did it to stop the fighting or her dad bribed her to take the fall
NiceGuysDoWin 21
Best comment ever. Entirely possible.
frizz101 22
No it sounds like OPs daughter set up the account first and after three weeks of fighting confessed to get them to stop
ihpp 22
id ground her until the next millennium.
ImaginaryPerson 21
Whip her ass! She needs to learn who is the adults and this is not a joke. She's a bitch. Sorry to break it down to ya like that.
Khione 12
Well, at least your husband didn't really cheat. Your daughter needs some discipline.
weveallbeenthere 30
beat her.
pwnman 33
FYL, but it is a possibility she lied about making that account just to stop the fighting since she has been annoyed with the hassle.
Baucis 10
I would of beat her ass.