Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that I could have gotten 2,3% off on the vacuum cleaner bags I bought online two weeks ago. At the time I didn't know about the discount. FML
Today, I won a free year's supply of coffee in a contest. Turns out "a year's supply" meant 12 coupons for small coffees, one per month. The giant ceremonial check they gave me was worth more than the prize. I hope the publicity they got out of me was worth it. FML
Today, I couldn’t figure out why I was getting so much spam in my professional email. My own mother thought it would be a hilarious “prank” to sign me up for a ton of random mailing lists. I missed an amazing job opportunity due to her bullshit. FML
Today, I finally got a product I ordered two weeks ago as a free trial-only pay shipping deal. Also today, the same company took an extra $130 out of my account without authorisation. Best part: when I called to sort things out, they told me they had no record of my order details. FML
Today, I realized that every targeted advertisement on my Facebook involves gym memberships and diet pills. FML
Today, I got denied a refund for my dream coffee machine. I've overdrafted my bank account to buy it on Offer Up for an excellent price, but USPS delivered the package to a wrong address. Someone got it for free. Offer Up won't refund me because it says "delivered" on the tracking page. FML
Today, on the advice of a girl from sales, I sent a company-wide email with the subject line, "FOR SALE - 2010 Toyota Camry." I realized the social faux pas a minute later when my department head replied-to-all, "FOR SALE - half eaten sandwich." Now everyone thinks I’m a dumbass for confusing company emails for Craigslist, and for believing anyone who works in sales. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from a company saying that I would not be a good fit for them. Strangely, it's quite similar to an e-mail they sent me last month. And the month before. They aren't generated e-mails, each one is different. They just e-mail me every month to remind me that I suck. FML
Today, I discovered my ex has been signing my email up for various newsletters. I knew I was getting a lot of spam, but didn't know why. It became apparent when one of these emails had his name in it. FML
Today, I found out that the automatic message on the bottom of my email that I use for work is the signature, and can be changed, but for the past year I've used it, it's been an 'Get Outlook for Android' ad link the entire time. FML
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ellemacho 12
return it and use the coupon on a new one
Life_sucksXx 21
That sucks OP. Happened to me when I was buying a new phone and it was $100 off the next day. It sucks! :(
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Just1Day 12
If it's been just 1 day, go get the sale. As long as you still have the receipt for the 1st one, you could buy the second one w/ the coupon and return it with the 1st receipt. You wouldn't even need to unbox it. :-)
heyLaddieHey 18
Some places will still give you the discount... did you keep the receipt?
inolongercare 19
Bring in your receipt and the offer. They should give you the difference back.
FastFred 9
Do what everyone is saying. Return it, get a refund and use the coupon to buy it back. Bean there, done that. lol
Hildy93 21
I'd definitely ask what the return policy is
unscrupulous 13
Sell it and buy a new one with the coupon you received.:P
ESE_gutty 18
Can i say, LOL xD
Goblin182 27
YDI for signing up for a mailing list.
kyen0326 4
Companies often do price matching for 2 weeks. If you opened and used the 1st one already and they won't price match. Purchase the 1/2 off and return it using the full price receipt.
AllWells 10
Buy it with the coupon and return with your old receipt