Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML
Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, I helped a lady carry her grocery bags to her car. She was so grateful that she offered me a tip. I refused, but she insisted. When I finally took it, I looked at the bill to see she'd given me $1. I smiled and said thank you, but she looked at me like I’d just robbed her. FML
Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job, an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
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hazz_fml 0
The elderly these days ¬_¬
ubbernoob 0
Whatever, you know you liked it.
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Comments (64)
Ghost187 0
coolest grandma ever, common u gotta know she was joking with you
pioneerdj 0
i think I know this lady. I had a neighbor in Kingston, PA....she would always be like...I'll give you a quarter if you give me a kiss. yeah one day my moms bf was taking the dog for a walk before work...she came out to get the paper butt naked turned around bent down ahhhh he was horrified...whoa...this counts as a whole new FML post but for my moms ex bf
draccon136 0
how do you know she had children? maybe she was a creepy single elderly woman.
mizled 0
I work at a grocery store too, this old guy's a regular and he always tries to get my number... Haha I know the feeling. ¬.¬
layl04 0
That actually happened to me too. I volunteered at the VFW weekly and one of the elderly ladies tried to give me a dollar. I politely declined and she put it in my pocket in the same way your patron did.
Synthetic42 0
You should've winked back, then you'd have a chance of earning way more than a quarter
fitass 0
um i luv grannies
3daysgrace 0
lol #11
gabbyh 0
ew... seriously, anyone else creeped out AT ALL by this? If you wanted, you could even report her for sexual assault or something, man. I mean... if she was an old man and you were a young girl, people would be way more creeped out by this...
Tdotgirl 0
Ha Ha!!! Go Gramma! I'm so gonna act senile when I get old so I can feel up young grocery baggers. I'll tip better though....................LOL JK