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Unluckiest Guy of the group This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Maybe you two can have cute little creature babies together

LizetteBerenice 22

Aww :(

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Don't worry no matter what someone will love you for who you are

Don't knock it op. Some mythical creatures are hot. For instance, the one eyed monster. Got to love that. And think what head would be like with madusa!!! Just don't look into her eyes, you'll get hard!

Those are not friends.....and Santa Claus is the answer

hannahcorrine 0

Haha aw :(

The_creator_fml 2

And second place goes to friends that are nice to you?

92- Unless he's a hipster. Nobody likes hipsters.

Hey_Its_Tay 5

O.M.F.G. call the po po right now!!! he gon rape you!

Okay, now try super duper hard to get a girlfriend. Once you do, tell her that you want your friends to meet her. When you guys get there kiss her on the lips and introduce her. Plan complete; you are Winning

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Learn to write in a language we can ******* understand. Translate for your own good. VV Apprende a escribir en un lenguaje que podemos entender. Учитесь писать на языке, мы можем чертовски понять, тупица. Вернитесь к начальной школе.

KatherineAnne 7

Most likely not...