Today, my wife’s step-sister asked if she could join us in a three way. My wife actually said yes, but we’re both gym addicts so I like toned girls like my wife, so even though her sister is a lovely lady, I'm not going to be able to get a boner for someone 10 stone overweight. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to encourage my spouse to come with me and work out a bit, figuring it would help us both get be healthier and be something to do together. I got told she had no desire to get healthy or look attractive, and that I should find a "Fuck buddy" instead. What? FML
Today, my wife tried to forbid me from going to the gym anymore because in public she looks fat stood next to me and it’s embarrassing. She picked me up from the gym yesterday and saw all the “thin gym sluts” I prefer to spend my time with instead of her. God, I’m sick of her lazy jealous BS. FML
Today, my wife is still not pregnant, but her sister is after the threesome we all had a few months ago. The threesome was my wife's idea, but I suspect I am still a dead man when it comes to whose fault it is. FML
Today, after my wife said I could decide what to do with our spare room, I decided to make a home gym. She hasn't stopped ranting about "patriarchal diet culture" and "unrealistic body expectations" since. I just wanted to get fit. FML
Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML
Today, after a lot of discussion and setting ground rules, my wife agreed that we could try swinging. Problem is, she has vetoed every single person I’ve suggested as either “butt ass ugly” or “fatter than holy hell.” Her exact words were, “There’s no way in fuck I’m munching fat box!” FML
Today, I abandoned my wife at a family party when her sister's husband cornered me and began telling me about his amputee fetish. FML
Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML
Today, I opened the bathroom door without knocking and walked in on my wife’s sister (who lives with us) showering naked. Seeing her perfect, drenched body turned me on. I'm now unable to get an erection with my wife, because I can’t remember the last time her body looked like that. I feel awful. FML
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Nikki 17
You came here to brag about being offered a threesome and about being fit.. you sound like you have a small penis
TampaLex 3
I’m sure they’re doing it to be with each other. so chill out you sound ugly
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Comments (13)
TampaLex 3
I’m sure they’re doing it to be with each other. so chill out you sound ugly
aweman1826 5
Big oof bro
Nikki 17
You came here to brag about being offered a threesome and about being fit.. you sound like you have a small penis
Hi_Five 7
10 stone is 140 pounds, which is REALLY specific. You're saying your gym addict toned wife's "lovely" sister is 140 POUNDS overweight?? This seems exaggerated, at best.
RichardPencil 32
You can make her eat your ass, and for that her weight doesn't matter much. Since your wife cooked this up, get her to deal with the FUPA in the room.
spacebunz420 1
Richard pencil dick. that’s what that comment says to me 😂
Razath 17
So your wife fully dictates what you can or can't do in your sexlife, including bringing in other partners (since the step-sister asked and you either weren't allowed to say no/were too afraid to say no or didn't even get a say)? Sounds very unhealthy to me. Unless you're both allowed to bring in additional sexual partners for threesomes whenever you want to?
Nico97 3
time to examine lack of satisfaction. maybe she’s trying to validate cheating
BurnInDemonFire 39
I really hope your wife ditched you for her step-sister. At least they aren't shallow assholes.
JasonThorn 23
A threesome? Hellloooo, Relationship Minefield.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You're what's wrong with society and why so many people - men and women - have body image issues. You sound like a shallow jerk. What if you were a gym addict and your wife wasn't, and she wasn't fit? Guess you'd wind up leaving her, huh.