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Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

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Maybe you two can have cute little creature babies together

LizetteBerenice 22

Aww :(

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TalkinSmack 6

Post a pic OP! Let us be the judge!

Op, there's an ass for every seat, dont lose hope. Just don't set your sights too high, there's little worse in thus world than a fat gross dude who thinks he's the shit and thinks he deserves only the hottest girls.

LMAO ! Maybe I better stick to LOL I might need my ass for that seat. :-)

They they just called the future nonexistent female that's attracted to you a creature.. Just saying

She would have to be a creature or beast of a girl to get with the op I guess.

WTF this makes no sense

Today's level of stupidity in people scares me.

The level of dogs owning Fml accounts scares me

it was obviously a joke my friends and I always joke around like that

abahaha fyl minotaur

You're probably ugly.

XD

I agree with 13 if they were discussing magical creatures they're as much a nerd as you. p.s. I bet you're hot.

Anyone who actually cares about your conversation is actually the answer to this riddle.