Unluckiest Guy of the group
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Thanks for the support
Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML
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ILoveTabz 0
Maybe you two can have cute little creature babies together
LizetteBerenice 22
Aww :(
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upyourzlolz 11
OP has longest name ever.
Kvs0513 5
Nice friends you have. Im sorry I hope you find someone
HomeAl0ne 20
Right, glad we got that sorted. But seriously, pirate or ninja, who would win?
whorerhorror 6
this one shouldn't have passed the moderation .... lame
perdix 31
A few weeks ago you said you were a lesbian. Have you switched teams?
yaitsabovavrage 0
Sounds like the fleshlights for you homey Cold
perdix 31
Relatively few people are objectively attractive. The lethal combination of alcohol and desperation pairs up the rest of us.
mgsoloist 14
With the exception of band geeks. They'll hook up with each other for no reason at all.
ikickgingers 15
... And here I thought I was an alcoholic.
perdix 31
mg, I was a BQ in high school. The driving force of the hookups was a double helping of desperation. I remember this horrible fat blonde senior flutist (probably the inspiration for Alyson Hanigan in American Pie) pounced on one of my freshman classmates, a skinny drummer. Walking down the hall, they looked like the number 10. We laugh, but he probably got laid many years before the rest of us!
icic6772 0
Boom!!!!
HeyImJuli 3
Friends are Here to tease and embarass u
mahomie4lyfe 0
great friends u got theree!!