Today, I was telling my boyfriend about what happened to me during the day when he stopped me mid-sentence, asked me to skip the middle and to go right to the end of the story, because he could feel himself slowly dying of boredom. Rude much? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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Thaylok 17
well, TBH, that is most guys. We need the executive summary for things like that. I often tell the ladies in my life to get to the point. Harsh? yes, we just have different communication styles. so yes he can try to listen more. but it is not a one sided thing either. sure share the story, but give us the kindergarten version instead of the doctoral thesis.
cuz803 46
Most people are lacking in appreciative or critical listening nowadays 🤷♂️
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Thaylok 17
well, TBH, that is most guys. We need the executive summary for things like that. I often tell the ladies in my life to get to the point. Harsh? yes, we just have different communication styles. so yes he can try to listen more. but it is not a one sided thing either. sure share the story, but give us the kindergarten version instead of the doctoral thesis.
RichardPencil 32
Wait? You're still using the ...much construction? That would make me want to fall asleep or strangle you. Learn to edit your stories.
cuz803 46
Most people are lacking in appreciative or critical listening nowadays 🤷♂️
Brightside86 31
Brevity is the soul of wit.