Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
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Top comments
Simoneaux17 11
Your profile says you're 16 yet you have a picture of yourself smoking. Should have thought that through a little more.
ChaosAngel17 14
Well, at least people can't say pics or it didn't happen.
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Comments (114)
LuckyTroll 6
The FML doesn't say marriage
pastnastificatio 4
Wait until he's dropping a deuce then kick the door in snapping pix Send some to your girl she might call back
LaughinStock 16
Yes 22, because people will want to see a grown ass man taking a shit.
iliketurdles 7
Yes, no such thing as dating for Arabs. It's straight to being engaged to the girl you met 35 minutes ago. It's actually not as awkward as it sounds.
guaiperry 4
is this the first time u brought home a girl...?! u got a funny daddy,pal~ =)
Mirorbo 27
Yeahhhh.....there's no way around it. Your Dad sounds really creepy.
fantita495 19
Maybe she has camera phobia?
guskaufman62 1
Maybe she was so ugly that your dad just had to take pictures.
immaMonsta 8
...I think it's time you had a little talk with your dad.
TechFire 25
This just seems like something to laugh off. Your girlfriend is overreacting.
porcupineattack1 5
And an Arabian nun, at that.