Today, my extremely religious father visited for a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: not to set him off on one of his easily-provoked rants. She nonetheless decided to take a photo in the middle of prayer, because she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML
Today, I mustered up the courage to visit my estranged mega fundamentalist father to hopefully mend our relationship. The first thing he did was insult me for not having a beard, and call my wife and daughters whores because they weren't wearing long skirts or dresses. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
Today, while having dinner with my girlfriend's very religious parents, her mother called me a heathen and said she'd convert me one day. She wasn't kidding. FML
Today, I was trying to take a nice picture of my dad but he was just doing stupid-looking poses, so I got mad and told him to "stop acting like a prostitute" without knowing what that even means. Keep in mind, this was also in front of my mum and oldest sister. FML
Today, my son announced he was leaving our religion. I told him that, as sad I was, that I accepted and loved him. He seemed disappointed, and I noticed him discreetly fiddling with a camera. A little snooping led me to his Reddit account, where he called us all, "inbred, illiterate, bible-thumpers." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to my parents' barbecue. He knew my family is extremely religious, so what did he do? Called for silence to make an announcement, namely: "God isn't real." Cue a riot that ended in us being kicked out and me all but disowned for "putting him up to it". FML
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Top comments
Leki_0609 11
Who cares what food she is eating? She should have been spending quality time with your family and not whipped out her phone. Sorry but she deserved it, you didn't. FYL
ElementaryEdGuy 18
#Spaghetti #Meatballs #Jesus. See, Instagram prayers. He just doesn't understand the youth.
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Comments (101)
doglover100 29
Should've taken away her phone.
mcrfan45 10
My family is religious and so am I but I speak neutrally when I say that it was pretty disrespectful..
Lunasis 14
I'm seeing all this talk of ''OMG have respect she's a #bitch''doesn't it occur to people that respect also means but flaunting /smothering people with your ****** god complex? especially children, keep your psudo religious drizzle to yourselves
fantasyworld 39
Why didn't you take her phone away?
jayelite 6
Lmfao !!! this is hilarious
NamelessFace 22
FYL because your dad is super-strict and your daughter is the epitome of ridiculous teenagers.
SinusLinus 6
Religion = craziness
DEATHLORD_fml 16
Is she also religious? If not, then I say, She's good, she shouldn't be forced into her grandfather's religion, but if she is in her grandfather's religion, then yes that is disrespectful
LarissaT18 18
She definitely deserved it. Does she know what respect is?
Tempezzz 14
YDI because you obviously let her get obsessed by all this social media bullshite