Today, I woke up loudly screaming from a "night" terror. I say "night"; I was actually at my desk at work, in the middle of the day, surrounded by dozens of co-workers in their cubicles. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I took a nap before work. I had a harrowing nightmare in which I was chased by a murderer and the ghosts of his victims at my job. I then woke up to go to work, where I work the night shift, completely alone. FML
Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML
Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML
Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
Today, I had terrible nightmares and woke up several times because of them, as well as my roommates having a pen and paper session downstairs. I had to get up at 6:30 a.m. and sit through a whole day of team training at work, barely staying awake. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML
Today, I desperately needed to let off some steam at work, so I went outside and screamed obscenities at the top of my lungs, before heading back inside. The police then showed up to investigate complaints of a "raving lunatic" in the area. FML
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abattior 18
YDI for sleeping at work.
buckdharma 38
Tell them someone took your stapler.
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Comments (57)
lynds71 12
Be thankful you have a job.
daydreamer244 13
Maybe you shouldn't sleep at work then.
cathrope 10
Your the real life "Dilbert." :)
RedPillSucks 33
I guess it's a good thing you weren't working as a bus driver or an airline pilot. Although, I suppose the screams of your passengers would serve to wake you up.
Z3R0G5 23
Or the loud crashing. Either one.
can_you_not_ 10
Why were you sleeping at work?
iwadasn 33
Well, don't fall asleep at work then.
Macherni 5
Maybe tomorrow will be better and you'll have a wet dream at your desk.
PinkWalls 12
But then he may still wake up screaming
WinterBlue42 22
I don't think that would actually be better at all. .
poppykorn 3
I would've lied and said that I saw a spider or pretend that like something important on the computer got deleted.
Lafayo 9
"One... two... Freddy's coming for you.." is what you need to start listening for.
BookWorm0922 4
Shouldn't have been sleeping at work anyway.