Today, I had to quickly back out of a Skype call between me and three coworkers because my fiancée came home from work in tears. When things had calmed down, I re-entered the call to find them unaware I had returned, saying how glad they were I had left because they all secretly despise me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with coworkers when my phone got bombarded with calls and texts. Turns out my wife and my mother had gotten into a fight within two hours of me being away. FML
Today, I told my wife I had a huge Zoom interview and could not be disturbed under any circumstances. Nevertheless, she called her mom, got into a screaming argument the interviewer could clearly hear, then came into my office to cry on my shoulder. She doesn't understand why I'm furious with her. FML
Today, I was hanging out with friends when my ex called me, but I ignored the call because I don’t want drama. About five minutes later she shows up and starts yelling at me on how I’m so worthless and useless. She left almost immediately after this, but when I went home she was talking to my fiancée. Like, WTF? FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, I blurted out “Love you, bye!” at the end of a professional phone call. There was a long pause before he replied, “Uh… thank you for your help?” My coworkers heard everything. I'm now scared of my work phone ringing. FML
Today, I was at work when my ex and his girlfriend came in. She went on to claim that I was excited when I saw him… but I was actually happy because my shift was ending in 5 minutes. FML
Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML
Today, I ignored my wife's phone calls at work, since all she ever wants to do is complain or talk about chores and projects. An hour later, security called my desk. She'd shown up at work to bitch me out for ignoring her. Now I'm the laughing stock of my workplace. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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Top comments
TheGolfGTI 24
Every anxiety sufferer's worst nightmare.
skobisco 23
that's so shitty of them, hope your fiance is okay.
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Comments (40)
brezzyanna 17
My best friends in middle school started a club about how much they hated me. All while still pretending to be my friend. Think about what they said, and if it's something like that you smell bad, maybe take that into consideration. But if it's a personality thing, don't worry about it. More often than not, you did nothing wrong and they just suck.
alvarny 17
talk to them about it and find out what they don't like about you. be brave.
core01 30
Do you care what they think of you personally? As long as work isn't affected, and you don't hinge your value on their opinion, then who cares? Half the time it's only one person, and 2 sheeple who have no backbones agreeing so that they don't get trash talked too.
ObviousBooty 14
**** them. You're better than them.
strudelman 14
I initially misread this as saying that the fiancee was in the group that secretly despises you, so at least that's not true, right?
DoDaJulio 13
Well that makes a bad day
thenewgirl29 20
The sad reality is they probably all talk shit about each other as well. People like that are just bored with their lives.
daddysgirl8 21
Why would someone be friends with someone else if they don't like them? If you don't like someone, tell them. It's better than being 'friends'.
jazalea8 16
Now you know they despise you. Have you found out why? If you are such an awesome worker, ignore them. If it is part of your personality you hate, change it.. If it something about them, ignore them. You meet a lot of idiots anyways.