Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML
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Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML
Today, I'm babysitting kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4 a.m. and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML
Today, I spent my date night babysitting. After waiting three hours later than I was supposed, the mother finally gets home at 11, too late for me to get out and have any fun. Already annoyed, I take the money as she says, "I hope this is enough, I got hungry and spent some of your money." FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML
Today, I taught a kid piano for a two hour lesson. The mom left to do some errands, and by the time two hours was up, she texted me asking to watch the kid for another "15 minutes" while she returned home. No problem, she had the money too, so I stayed. Four hours later, she showed up, and refused to pay me extra. FML
Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML
Today, I babysat for my neighbor's brat kid. The mom gave me $15 for 5 hours. I complained to my mom when I got home because last time I got $15/hour. Turns out my mom had told my neighbor that she thought they'd paid me too much last time. Thanks mom. Thanks. FML
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DrAwesome 6
FYL for babysitting Donkey Kong's kids.
coopcas 0
Punch her in the face, and smear the banana in her eyes before you take her wallet.
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Elizabobble 0
How was the banana?
prettykitty123 0
Dear MYSTOMACHEHURTS, no my mom doesnt spoon feed me or hold my hand. I'm actually self sufficient! But thanks for asking(: Oh P.S it's not my fault I grew up in a fortunate house okay?
beartalon 0
Then act mature.
element01 0
haha i wanna be that kinda parent.
banana10 0
Kinda sounds like my situation so I feel for you... I babysat once for this lady who said she'd be home by 11pm. She didn't come home until 3am and she was completely hammered. She paid me like 12 bucks for babysitting for 8 hours! I hope you go back to them when they're sober and demand for your money, like I did. And don't ever babysit for them again!!!
bmx5S5 0
Yeah, go demand more money and then never work for them ever again.
coco_luver14 0
i really can't stand drunk, annoying people. err
Lonelyinmovies 0
HEY that banana could cost you like 50 cents so really u got paid $3.50, so there.
FMLJena 0
Now that's good parenting.
CynicComedian 2
Write a really angry letter to them and threaten a lawsuit...maybe they'll call your bluff. Don't let this stand.
theodivine 0
Just go back and tell her what happened. Maybe she doesn't remember. She WAS drunk, hopefully they'll give you the money you earned while sober. If not, drop kick the bitch and steal something expensive.
iareBRENDEN 0
I agree with this. It may get you more money then you expect out of shame or embarrassment?