Today, my grandpa moved into the house to live with my family. Along with having to share a room with him, he swears that having the AC on will give him pneumonia, and he keeps saying he's "freezing" when the temperature inside gets below 85. We live in Nevada. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her that, "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here." She replied, "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML
Today, my granddad had to start sleeping in my bedroom. He has flashback dreams to when he was a boxer, and he's already lamped my granny three times in his sleep. I get a camp-bed, and the chance to listen to him snore like a wild boar. FML
Today, we're having my grandmother over. Because we don't have a guest room, she is sleeping in mine. It is 25°C at night and she is sleeping naked with her dog right next to me. FML
Today, my bedroom in my gran's house gets the most sun in the evenings. There is no AC, not even a fan, and the only place cool enough to sleep is the basement. Which probably hasn’t been cleaned since the '80s, and I have to share it with the biggest spider ever and a beehive in the roller shutter casing. FML
Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML
Today, I visited my mom because I don't see her much due to her living 30 minutes away from me. They just recently fixed their AC. A few hours before I was about to leave, it broke again. I tried to be patient but it heated up to over 80 degrees inside, and I'm really sensitive to heat. Thankfully they weren't offended. FML
Today, on the brink of a stiflingly hot summer, I've come to a terrible realisation. It seems the apartment I've just moved into has been specially insulated to trap enough heat inside for the occupants to survive the planet's next Ice Age. FML
Today, my uncle called me at work, telling me to rush him to the doctor's. I get home and he doesn't"t want to go anywhere. He says he has the chills, so I turn on the furnace. Next he says he's too hot, and stripped to his underwear. I ask him to let me take him to doctor. He does nothing. Work is expecting me to bring a doctor's note tomorrow. FML
Today, as I have my entire life, I live in the south. However, our AC decided to break and now it's 91 degrees inside the house, even with fans on and the windows open. FML
Today, my parents moved my senile grandpa in with us, but he keeps yelling at me for gaming and sometimes just switches my computer off. This is my house, not theirs. I work remotely, I’m not gaming, and their unemployed asses can’t even watch him closely enough to keep him out of my home office. FML
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bigwiensch 15
you should sleep in a pillow fort
MrConcise 35
That's not how families work. Discussion, reason, and compromises are all myths.
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Comments (102)
False_Stupidity 42
Older people feel hot and cold differently, be a bit understanding.
DJrEddyLeb 7
Tell him to wear a thicker pj?
alyssa_danae 5
I feel bad for you but in his defense he probably IS cold. I work at a nursing home in Texas and a lot of our residents wear long sleeves and sweaters even in the summer because they are cold all the time.
shelbylove115 7
at least your AC works. its 86 degrees in my house and I can't do anything abo ut it cause our AC is broken.
Glitter_taco_ 10
Time to buy him a sweater
Jayme_77 0
That's because he actually is freezing, dipshit! The older you get, the worse your circulation is, so the colder you feel, regardless of the room temperature. Have some respect for your grandpa, you whiny little bitch. Grandparents don't last forever!
Steffi 26
And bedrooms aren't unlimited. OP didn't ask for this.
fyl7899 12
I feel very bad for you op!
Bloodjoker 11
Gramps sounds like he's being a but butt hurt lollol.
ritzia 4
Cool I live in Nevada also.
vegasdragon 7
LMAO. I feel your pain. My sister is exactly the same way. I'm more or less 100% Russian, she's half Mexican n half Russian. I also live in Nevada, Reno to be more specific. She ALWAYS bitches about how cold it is, even on a day where it's 85 degrees. FML