Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom didn’t answer the phone when I called. My husband promptly said, with a straight face, “Would you answer you?” FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, while I was sitting in the living room with my mother, my phone rang. She immediately exclaimed, "I'm not calling you! Why is it going off?" She was serious. My own mother doesn't believe people talk to me. FML
Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML
Today, I called my mum, crying because of my low self-esteem. She interrupted my sobs by saying, "Can I hang up now? The phone's getting hot." FML
Today, I told my wife I had a huge Zoom interview and could not be disturbed under any circumstances. Nevertheless, she called her mom, got into a screaming argument the interviewer could clearly hear, then came into my office to cry on my shoulder. She doesn't understand why I'm furious with her. FML
Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML
Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML
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Top comments
rs31831 12
I'm sorry, no one deserves that, but maybe she had a bad connection or something. I hope so.
friedpwnadge 25
Maybe she can chip some ice off of her heart for the martini you'll be sipping later.
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Comments (134)
njgohard 16
Confront him with or without your mom. Best, njgohard
TwentyFourBeerz 18
Well you probably wasn't conversing back. That being I woulda done the same thing.
mesutozil11 13
No one deserves that OP hope things get better
Liiiiiiiiike 15
It would be too hard to determine FYL or YDI considering the fact that we don't know you or at least I don't .
ostfaiz 18
you need to call her again, FYL indeed!
brendejafulable 41
I think you have found the other woman. FYL
Gestpacho88 12
And someday she'll pay the price, I know.
bangrod 5
You ranted for 30mins? Geez let the other person talk
RoaRawR 6
30 min and not notice that the other part hang up? did the "beep beep beep" not obvious? sorry but I kinda understand why the husband is looking for brighter pasture
sweetsammiedee 16
Your mom and your ex (I'm hoping you dumped his cheating butt) sound like jerks. Sorry op :(