Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
Today, after opening up to my husband about my mental struggles after a difficult birth, I shed a few tears. He left me there to go take a nap. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
Today, I spilled my guts out to my fiancé about some insecurities I've been having. I then turned to look at him through tears at his expressionless face as he texted someone. FML
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rukusrazor 0
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Intoxicunt 6
Get a cat..?
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Comments (115)
shittastic 0
Rofl!
HyperExecuter 0
hey, #100 why don't u shut the **** up. u obiously don't know anything about woman, either cause ur 12 years old, a fag, or just suck dick with girls. either way stop talking shit. u don't know what's going on in her life, but my guess is that if you went through the same thing, u would cry and kill urself, which would be nice. stop talking shit.
jammacan 0
YDI, you need to discuss your problems to search for solutions, not ramble on and on about how unfair life is!
fluffysponges 0
Sorry, what? I fell asleep halfway reading this.
bindee2211 2
at least he didn't break up with you haha I thought that's where your story was heading :S
CaileyMeow 6
DAMN GIRL LMFAOOOO
ZielZone 4
ROFL... Drama Queen!! Get over it like everyone else does.
baseak95 1
That's not right at all he needs to realize somethings are more important then other things
DarthVader77 9
He was kind of listening ;). On a serious note, get yourself a better boyfriend.
shortswimmer17 28
yea it sucks he fell asleep, but you still got everything off your chest and hopefully ypu now feel better about life