1337fade
Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Such a weird move either way
Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
bleachingmykidsbrains
Montréal, Canada
Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poop chute
Today, after her shower, my wife bent over naked in front of me so I went to dive in face-first, and she farted in my face for laughs. The thing is I physically saw some pieces of shit fly out and land on my shoe, and this was after her shower when she should have been clean as a whistle. FML
thedoc
Amarillo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kink-shaming on FML
Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises. I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this. FML
Anonymous
Pompton Plains, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
It's getting hot in here…
Today, my wife surprised me with a blow job. Turns out it was a punishment for not doing the washing, as she did it with Chilli powder in her mouth. FML
notinterested
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML
Ouch
🌶️ Spicy
Triggered
Today, after a long dry spell, I spent a day treating my wife, ending with a full body massage. She was wearing only panties, breathing heavily, and spread her legs, so I reached for her crotch to finger her… and she kicked me in the head so hard I fell off the bed and split my head open. FML
Anonymous
Goofball
Today, as I was folding laundry, I found some of my wife’s sexy panties. I’m kind of a hairy guy so I thought it would be hilarious to put them on and send her some goofy pics. She thought it was hilarious alright, mostly because they were our daughter’s not hers. FML
Husband
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife called to me from across the house just to look at the penis-shaped period bloodstain on the back of her underwear. FML
Anonymous
Sacramento, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML
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SuckerPunchurMom 0
Yeah that always turns me on. Especially when I haven't showered in a while.
spikey818 9
that's awesome foreplay
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Comments (134)
Dr_Amazing 1
I really like the emphasis on MY. It makes it look like he'd be totally cool with someone elses underwear in his face
scriph 12
... Maybe his wife's underwear
effmyeffenlife 0
yum yum
safwat 0
obviously he would not make it a big deal if it was his wide undies in his face
DjeePee 25
I love your wife, I really do. Maybe she wants to tell you something, like 'you should change your underwear more than once a week' or 'our foreplay is always boring, let's do something cool!'.
Ms_ValS 27
Hahahaha I love this. You must be disgusting if not it wouldn't have been so bad.
Creedlord 0
at least it wasn't someone else's underwear on ur face^^
NinjaSmurf777 0
I wouldve enjoyed HERs
13garoni 0
keep an open hand to stay out of jail
leeshxx 3
mmmm kinky time to get out the gerbil
enonymous 9
I like this chick. Cleveland steamer and a few rusty fishhooks are in your future... before you get too excited all of them will happen to you and not you doing them. Enjoy them I know I do
lmaoatall 6
and don't forget the infamous Alabama hot pocket
DropBearHunter 8
Kinky, unless you copped some skiddies... In that case hello Hep A.
rhpsfan9 10
lmao points for ur wife
SuckerPunchurMom 0
The machine washes them. Not the wife.