no, YOU raised him
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Concord, United States
Such a sweet little boy
Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said, "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML
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Gillett 23
Bust his a**!
ekdfml 20
Maybe he took after his mother?
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sdroze1389 31
damn keeping it real is starting at even younger ages now
thejonac 21
i'm sorry but you really need to teach him that swearing at his parents is completely disrespectful and inappropriate, especially when he's five years old and relies on you for his livelihood.
SeanLewis 17
Maybe he had a bad day? Still, swearing at such a young age is inexcusable for me. Maybe he's picking it up from other kids at his school, or maybe even you if you swear regularly. I hope you scolded him and told him it wasn't right.
BoundBySpace 19
I hope he got a @$$ whopping that he will remember for the rest of his life.
Frammy007 7
Yes, the best way to teach a child swearing is wrong and hurtful is to hit him so much it becomes ingrained in his memory forever and he is forever scared of his own father. That's a great way for the poor boy to live the rest of his life. Sounds like the foundation for a wonderful father-son relationship filled with trust, compassion, and understanding. </sarcasm>
iwadasn 33
Oh, please. Plenty of people get spanked without growing up terrified of their parents. Are you claiming your parents never punished you for anything in any way?
zt90894046 4
as I was growing up if I fcked up I got my a$$ beat an that was that I knew I ****** up bad if my mom had to do that an I don't fear my mom one bit
henrylikestreats 22
Only 13 years until you can kick him out and be rid of that attitude. Good luck, OP.
ali282h 15
I guess you need to know where he learned that and from whom. A 5 years old doesn't say such stuff out of the blue. You need to teach him that it's inappropriate.
jk_waks23 19
I know it's illegal to beat your kid up due to your stupid laws in countries,but kids like these need a spanking! Otherwise you are going to see this on a regular basis now! Still i m sorry to hear that !
sammiixoxo 12
When I was 5, I didn't even know any cuss words.
Vickeh 15
Do whack your son for the betterment of his future
tranced_ 45
Lol he's going nowhere. .Grounded!