no, YOU raised him
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Concord, United States
Such a sweet little boy
Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said, "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML
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Gillett 23
Bust his a**!
ekdfml 20
Maybe he took after his mother?
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perkinson6210 6
As a child I'm pretty sure I would've been backhanded.
ThreeCalls 15
Why did you bring another mouth into this world?
dannnngthatsux 19
Severe beatings to commence in 5...4..3..2..1.. My ass would be beat to Hell for that, and I'm 50+!!!
Knoro 6
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
thesituations 1
Please, for the sake of your child, read "How Children Fail" and "Teach Your Own" by John Holt.
metroido 21
The good news is, mean kids almost always grow into nice adults.