no, YOU raised him
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Concord, United States
Such a sweet little boy
Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said, "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML
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Gillett 23
Bust his a**!
ekdfml 20
Maybe he took after his mother?
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raysmith121 10
I would've smacked that kid so hard he would've done a complete 360
spike7447 13
You're obviously a ****** pansy, if you let your kid talk to you like that
Boren 11
And six months later he can still taste the soap he got his mouth washed out with
CinnabonCynic 5
Well, with the way you called your 5 year old a douche-bag I can see where he gets it from. All of you people saying the kid needs his ass beaten are the exact reason why I'm against corporal punishment. You same people that swear up and down that being hit as kids made you great people turn around and say it's ok to beat a 5 year old for learning words YOU YOURSELVES taught them.
iwadasn 33
What makes you so sure OP taught the kid the word? You're making a lot of assumptions there.
CinnabonCynic 5
Children learn most everything they know from their parents. Ever heard of the term "It starts at home". Also there's the fact that there is a grown man on the internet calling his 5 year old a douche bag, and everyone's wondering where that child could have possibly heard such foul language. It's such a mystery isn't it?
cwebb1221 13
He should try douching to stop his douchiness
SmilieAKD 20
This would so be my kid.
chloechemtob 4
Can I babysit this kid and teach him more words ????
AmayaR 12
Ok, that last part was unnecessary
judeymoodey13 10
Is it bad that I find this hilarious?
BubbaJ80 11
Bust his ass. He needs to be taught respect for adults. Too many parents these days are so afraid to discipline and punish their kids and then the kid grows up to be a disrespectful adult