no, YOU raised him
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Concord, United States
Such a sweet little boy
Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said, "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML
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Gillett 23
Bust his a**!
ekdfml 20
Maybe he took after his mother?
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StrayCatXIII 7
that's an ass whooping waiting to happen
ZY1431 24
the day my kid does that is the last day she does that. she will know better .
abNormal62 23
Parenting is a hands on activity not a spectator seat Time to get your hands dirty and correct this behaviour now, as opposed to viewing this as a cute story to share with the masses now and to retell at his wedding later
dark_angel4121 12
Bust his ass. No child should ever talk to their parent like that. If I did that to my parents at his age; they would have beaten me with a big of oranges till I was a different nationality. Discipline your kid!
jqmalang 17
Give him a smack. Don't beat him though. 5 years of age, that's very bad. Ground him. Take away all his electronics, everything for at least a month. Let him know that pissing off your parents is very disrespectful. I was beaten so many times in my childhood and never once told my parents to **** off. Not once.
Frammy007 7
What if the boy doesn't know the true meaning of what he said? What if he heard an older kid say it on the playground and is copying him? You would hit a child for their ignorance? You will be a horrible parent. The first thing OP should do/have done is find out why their son said it and if he knows what it means. Then, if he doesn't, calmly explain what it does and why it is hurtful.
jqmalang 17
Do you know disciplinary? psychologically? because if you hit him just a bit, he will know what he did is wrong. That's why your kids will be stupid as ****, and brat as shit. Know your situation. It is simply disciplinary. If you let him say something like that, he will think that he didn't say anything wrong. Understand yet?
jqmalang 17
and by the way, you want respect from your kids. So they don't tell you to **** off like how your kids will tell you because they can't respect someone who can't take actions and show them what's right and wrong.
ptellini 7
Where did he learn to talk like that?
underthesea12 24
Maybe he learned it by watching you!
Kramer1998 20
If I said that even though I'm 14 I'd get ******* smacked the shit out of!
laden_swallow09 35
Nope. Douche knows no age. Beat him senseless before it takes root!
sky413 26
"Colossal douchebags" I like how you worded that