no, YOU raised him
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Concord, United States
Such a sweet little boy
Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said, "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML
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Gillett 23
Bust his a**!
ekdfml 20
Maybe he took after his mother?
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imbedderdenu 23
Uh wth Dad? I think someone needs an ass whopping and a time out. and Dad seriously? why does he even KNOW these words??
inolongercare 19
You are his dad, put him in time out and take away his xbox and TV until he apologizes!
kargirl3 14
whip his ass‼️
wavey1995 7
I would smack him back into his mothers womb
Jethco 15
He learned it from someone.
Jhx980 4
I would have been like, guess who's loosing all his electronics and is grounded this week?!
Unicoarn 15
I'm German and because of me, my 5 year old cousin is able to swear like a boss. Oh well xD
Danielvera212 4
I'd probably deck him
morgasshk 14
There is only one response to that. Smack on the butt and straight to bed, all electronic toys removed and door shut until apology is forthcoming and never to be repeated. Consequences. Kids do what they please because no one wants to parent anymore.
samchaps19 11
I thought this was posted before?