Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML
Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
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Top comments
JessicaFLovve 9
it's the perfect disguise!
yarani 26
Love the way this is written xD
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Comments (75)
tbro47 23
Did you try adding some little swirls after. Oh crap now it has pubes too.
devildog3766 3
Just showing how nutty you are!
thefastnfuryass 14
**** n' Balls wins again!
maggiefox 25
The **** was it suppose to be? ahaha
bsmith2012 6
well now we know where ur mind is..
CaptainBlack 18
This reminds me of the time my principal in high school walked into the room and I frantically tried to get rid of the girl-in-bikini that had come up in a random image search for a bridge by googling "not a bikini." Needless to say that did not have the desired effect...
TallMist 32
This needs a follow up.
grashopper8 7
Hahahahahahahahaha this is awesome!! You're amazing
SuperStormCindy 8
Should have been paying attention. YDI.
Dekat121 24
shouldve made it look like a face after that
caitlinbblack 14
Just draw a mouth now. A smiley face :) lol