Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking to the optometrist when I saw my creepy stalker following me. The entire shopping centre then sounded the alarm, so the rail was half down. Desperate to get away from my stalker, I turned around and walked out the store and hit my head on the rail in front of the employee. FML
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML
Today, I realized my reflection in the subway window wasn’t just my reflection - it was an actual person sitting outside the train, making the same face as me. We both jumped when we locked eyes. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was riding the subway home after a long shift at hospital. I accidentally made eye contact with a sketchy dude for a split second. He launched a wide spray of spit at me. At least I was wearing scrubs. FML
Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
You should have blown him a kiss and started running in circles. That way HE would be the one scared to go out.
ea49610 0
Probably just messing with you
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Comments (114)
haybugbaby 0
How long does it take for your post to show up?
pissedoffalot 0
This is what happens when you live in a crappy neighborhood
MissMcFly 6
pretend to shoot yourself in the head with your hand (not a gun) & then point at him and mouth "Your next" haha that'll freak him out
SierraMains 0
That's ****** up!
laurenXD 1
The first time I read this, I swore it said ran a knife across his neck, like suicide.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You should've looked at him like he was short and gave him the contemptuous "bitch I wish you would"-look.
Jasonf6 0
Call the police?
asherm 15
Get a shotgun. Don't even have to load it. But next time he looks at you, just hearing "shick shick" might make him think twice about threatening you with a knife
tehdarkness 21
Call a guy friend and have him go over there and check him out!
RamenForTheWin 10
Am I the only one who thought of the saying, "from the wrong side of the tracks?"