Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML
Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
Today, I arrived at work six minutes late due to heavily congested traffic. This is just two days after my boss put out a memo saying that anyone who's late to work from then until the new year will have their holiday bonus pay forfeited. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
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Top comments
ChakatBlackstar 29
Why did she believe that the best way to stop a potential car thief was to ram her car into the stolen car? Comprehensive car insurance would cover theft. And regardless of if she had that or not, I'm not sure any insurance company will cover a ramming of one of your cars into another one of your cars. But look on the bright side OP, at least you didn't own either of the wrecked vehicles.
user53658 15
Smart thinking by your boss's wife, you boss must be thrilled that she found his 'stolen' car and then deliberately damaged it...
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Comments (16)
Ciela 22
damn
queenwolfblood 8
well at least he knows it's not your fault and I have to give it to his wife for being awesome and kind of stupid
Eheath12Jheath14 8
Another case of the boss's wife smashing the employees.
DanielleinDC 34
I hope you weren't injured too badly. With luck, your boss won't blame you for his idiot wife thinking the best way to deter a car thief is to ram the car with hers.
murph180 8
dumb broad really thought the best idea was to trash both cars?? 🤣🤣
Iamthebanzai22 21
Hmm.. Or, consider the following: She slammed into you by accident and then said she was 'trying to stop it from being stolen' to cover her ass.