Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I tried to climb out of my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "great" escape. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML
Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML
Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML
Today, my sister and I are never allowed to go out, and by out I mean even open the front door. Last night, I snuck outside. What did I do in my rare act of rebellion? I cut the grass. FML
Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
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MrCareless 17
Better luck next time Houdini!
xlord 27
Jesus have you guys never ever done something 'rebellious' in your youth? OP stated they don't normally do this, so rebelling just once is such a massive thrill. Lighten up a little.
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Comments (98)
PurpZilla 13
Lul
blackonblight 33
Look, if you're going to break curfew "just cause" at least have a solid plan. When I was thirteen (yes I know, over a decade ago) I'd sometimes sneak out around midnight to go to the wood across the street with my pack of neo-pagan ritual gear, since my dad forbid it in the house. But I knew how to get in and out of my bedroom window on the first floor without trouble, and had practiced it beforehand. This included specifically wearing boots to brave ankles, wrapping my hands and wrists so if I didn't land the 5 foot drop properly and had to fall on them they wouldn't get hurt, and two alternate ways back in besides the window. And then realize why you have a gorramn curfew to begin with. If there's a legal curfew in the town for minors, don't break it. The town I was in at the time didn't have a curfew for minors. The only law I was breaking was the same trespassing the neighborhood kids did by daylight anyway that no one cared about. Probably still shouldn't have done that, but, hey. I fully admit to being foolish.
sullivankeara 25
Better luck next time!
indigohippopo 20
Next time use the back door while in stealth mode... wd40 on the hinges helps for the squeaking. Good luck OP ;)
VampOfSavannah 31
Worst. Rebel. Ever.
kelsie_dodley 10
Lmao, you shouldn't be sneaking around anywhere.
worldclassrager 41
Fail...
Pandadude420 6
that suucks
PrincessRachael 7
Always use the backdoor, but leave your window cracked in case someone locks the backdoor.
dragonrider1959 18
Teenage Rebellion is completely pointless and unwarranted, I speak as a teen myself