Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I tried to climb out of my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "great" escape. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML
Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML
Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML
Today, my sister and I are never allowed to go out, and by out I mean even open the front door. Last night, I snuck outside. What did I do in my rare act of rebellion? I cut the grass. FML
Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
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Top comments
MrCareless 17
Better luck next time Houdini!
xlord 27
Jesus have you guys never ever done something 'rebellious' in your youth? OP stated they don't normally do this, so rebelling just once is such a massive thrill. Lighten up a little.
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Comments (98)
DocDrose 20
more practise needed!
RiseAboveSociety 3
how about they not do it at all?
trellz17 19
Why didn't you just ask if you could go out?
LunaaBluee 27
Because maybe, just maybe she has a curfew... Hence the whole sneaking out.
Khaleesi_26 30
But OP still could have asked her parents to make an exception for one night.
trellz17 19
I had a curfew too but if there was something I wanted to do that night I'd ask and most of the time I was allowed to go. You just can't please the FML community.
DoubleDosexo 12
she wanted to be rebellious, asking for completely defeat that.
Emzinatorbot 26
YDI for sneaking out. Next time you should think about the cops finding out and arresting you since you're out past curfew. Maybe it's a sign telling you not to sneak out again!
ethan_unoxx 29
OP was trying to sneak out of her house. It wasn't like she was gonna rob a bank.
sunnyray812 42
There are public curfews that make it illegal for minors to be outside without a legal adult past a certain time. I lived in a town that had one.
kitten1800 18
My town has a curfew and I was caught after curfew one night. The cop just took me home. I didn't get arrested
rickyvil 11
you can get arrested you just got off easy. normally they give out fines but some times you go to juvenile center or jail.
jesselemky 3
This whole town curfew thing seems retarded to me what the point in it? And i think they meant after a set curfew by their parents
NeonSteps 14
stay in bed you'll big for sleep when you're older
boxers4lyfe 17
I wanna know how OP explained that to her parents. "Hey mom, can you come pick me up? Where am I? The backyard, I twisted my ankle." XD
Ki11erC 18
If you need mummy to come kiss your ankle if you twist it, you really do deserve it, get back in your cot with sidebars.
bcofelia 22
It sounds like you're a good kid, why not ask your parents to extend your curfew? That would have been smarter than hurting yourself, and possibly losing your parents trust. YDI.
DoubleDosexo 12
dude, she wanted to be rebellious. asking defeats that.
bcofelia 22
What's the point in being rebellious? OP just ended up hurting themselves.
ethan_unoxx 29
Hope you learned a valuable lesson: Next time, think twice before you do something like this.
DenverTyrrell 13
Sorry I guess the thug life isn't for you...
2i1337i2iscore 13
Being a badass has a cost- lesson 1.
tompou6 19
Good job