Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds like a Wookie mistake to me, Hans down.
stormer461 13
Sounds like a really good time. I mean sex and star wars in one night? C'mon.
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Comments (205)
redheadedasian 2
Doesn't matter, had sex.
womblebat 2
If you don't want him, I'll have him!
AtomicRebirth 11
I fail to see why this is an FML. That guy deserves a medal.
SpearD 4
Well this would be really awesome if it wasn't after you just had sex.
jayive34_fml 4
As a Star Wars fan, I demand to know this theory!
erinnnxxo 1
Reddit fan theories. :)
EWN2 0
Impossible. Besides, he died a short time later during the destruction of Sernpidal.
nerdstuck101 8
Dorks in love
SqWR37 2
Hey any talk is good talk, at least he didn't leave you there or order you to make a sandwich.
nerdsgetmehot 23
For me, that post-coital conversation would have been highly enjoyable.