Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML
Today, I was upset with my girlfriend, but I didn't want to start an argument with her, so I didn't reply to her message immediately. She asked me what happened. I hesitated but explained nonetheless. She remained silent for almost an hour before replying she's busy at work, so she can't reply. Then why did she even bother to ask? FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
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Top comments
KickItHigh 32
At least your best friend is being honest and not going behind your back.
Dixbfloppin 11
Dump that botch.
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Comments (137)
TcheQ 12
You have an awesome friend, hope you treat him to something nice
KalCountry76 12
Maybe someone switched your names is her phone. It happens. Don't assume the worst until you rule everything out.
Zacham 5
he's a good friend to tell you
Ambaayyy 8
Dump her! Any girl would want her boyfriend to be like you and want to talk to her. She doesn't appriciate you..
ligerzero459 24
Dump that bitch now. Obviously, she is not worth your time
tara_jean 5
sounds to me like she is asking him what to get you for Christmas, assuming you celebrate Christmas..
Maglandia 4
Perfect example of "Bros before Ho's"
BMW68 1
sounds like she wants to sugar your best friend's balls lol
logand 3
Dump your buddy too
beehardxcore 26
Ditch that bitch. Or better yet, forward this page to her, so she can see that 95% of the FMLers think you deserve better!