Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I was running late to work so I started getting dressed and brushing my teeth. I got to work 5 minutes late, which is when noticed a toothpaste stain on my shirt. I thought it looked identical to a cum stain, and the worst part was I was wearing black, so it was noticeable. FML
Today, I spilled coffee on my shirt and had to change before a big meeting. The only clean shirt I had was a gift from my brother. I didn’t notice it said "World’s Okayest Employee" on it until I was sat in the meeting. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML
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cockymofo 10
lol. he said "jacked off"
Fortuitous 0
You didn't see that one coming.
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Comments (75)
schalk 12
Used a clean shirt to wipe it off then put it back in the closet? I'd call off that wedding OP.
Lennsik 4
Looks like this -puts on glasses- is a sticky situation.
anamend123 1
YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!
cassiieeX22 0
(:
TempestRain 0
hehehe! good one
_Vamp_ 9
I somehow read this as "after jacking off at work, I found a large stain going down one side of my shirt." I was like WTF? haha
luis01 0
lol
claireful 4
That comment was as stupid as your picture.
bigbadtim 7
Cum on, it's not that bad.
imanillawafr 4
lol.
klutzycleo 5
Bahaha that's funny (:
kethery 0
ummmmm, put ur jacket back on? didn't u get hired to problem solve like that? idiot
5t3ff1k4h 45
Apparently you can't problem solve either. Management is required to be in uniform while on shift. The jacket is not part of the uniform, therefore it can't be worn to cover the stain. What might be a possibility is finding a sweatshirt (provided they have one as part of the uniform) or another uniform shirt to wear for the day.
Zebidee 9
If you haven't just earned yourself the nickname 'Monica' for the rest of your career, I'm going to personally come round and smack every member of your staff upside the head.
drawing_a_blank 0
If you go to work with a dirty shirt on, then you deserve it.
carpediemryders 0
so did u skeet on the shirt in the heat of the moment or did you skeet in your girl and she squeezed it out on your shirt..... lol guess it really don't matter, you should have looked to see if the shirt was clean to begin with
adrii09 0
lol that's embarrasing.. haha you should keep the jacket on..