Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML
Today, I made dinner for myself after a long day full of annoying family drama. I had the pan sizzling away when I went to grab some herbs from the fridge. As I turned around, I tripped on the rug, sending the entire frying pan of food flying into the air. It landed directly in front of my never-endingly hungry dogs, so I watched as my ruined dinner disappeared. FML
Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
Today, I reheated leftover pasta at work. I forgot to crack a vent on the container and it exploded in the microwave. Sauce coated the inside, so I spent my lunch break scrubbing while coworkers waited awkwardly to heat their food. The smell is still hanging in the office air. FML
Today, to treat the family, I cooked something nice in appreciation for sticking it out over the past few tough months. Unfortunately, I chose this one day to not wear my oven mitts when carrying the food to the table, spilling the food all over the carpeted floor. FML
Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML
Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML
Today, for the very first time, I invited my girlfriend's parents for dinner. I bought a pre-made oven dish, just to be sure nothing could go wrong. Once at the table, her mother asked pointedly who forgot to remove the plastic foil before putting it in the oven. FML
Today, I tried to be helpful at a family dinner and offered to carve the roast. The knife slipped, the serving tray tipped. My uncle caught it with his bare hand like a movie hero. Everyone praised him for dinner-saving reflexes while I quietly sat down. FML
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bella_coza 0
Can I just say how unsanitary that really is? Ew.
kelissa_fml 16
Dip it in sauce and call it a meatball?
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Comments (112)
Isoldael 27
"A sponge? Nooooo, this is a Sauce Storage Unit! Give it a good squeeze and let the contents flavour up your pasta :D"
alycion 39
Shoulda played it off as winning the prize;)
hello_therrrreee 5
eeeewwww! YDI...
franwins0827 7
That's disgusting. Sinks are filthy and full of germs. Did it not occur to you that doing so might get everyone sick??? You should have fessed up and ordered a pizza.
2O12 6
So how small was the sponge? .. Or shall I say, how small were your eyes?
alexturner19 0
Haha! Say it's to soak up any excess water, new technique?
pdp_fml 21
Yeah, YDI. Maybe there aren't many fast food places in France, so it might have been impossible to go out and get something in a hurry, but maybe you should have told your in laws about the kitchen disaster and I am sure that they would be understanding.
snowwhite92 5
as ******* if
StromyG2 10
I'd much rather wait for more pasta to be cooked, even if you have to make a store run, than to eat something that fell in your kitchen sink. That is disgusting. And sponges carry so many germs, it's rediculous. You're rediculous. YDI
DramaQueen249 5
#158 So true! I think it's really unsanitary! Eww
ohsnapitsdye 3
LMAO!! Funny stuff. Nice first impression with your cooking.