Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML
Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, a very large lady was sitting down and panting as she watched me stock the bottom shelves at my store. Apparently, being able to squat down and stand back up repeatedly means I'm mocking her, and she threatened to report me to corporate. FML
Today, I was at a supermarket when I saw a guy waving enthusiastically at me. I waved back, smiling like an idiot. He kept waving, so I waved harder, even giving him the ole finger guns. Then his actual friend walked up behind me, and I realized he wasn’t waving at me at all. The cashier witnessed everything and whispered, “Yikes.” FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
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Top comments
Jic2c 0
aww how the hell were you supposed to automatically know she had tourettes
beccaroo91 0
omg haha, thats so sad but really funny
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Comments (209)
ROXY_RUSH 0
wow.....HAHAHAHAHA ha ha hahaha ha woo..
producersfan 0
hahahahaha
hannah1203 2
Oh god, this is freakin priceless.
dave3 3
ydi lol
joshp406 0
OP's a dick. why must you make fun of people like me?! id like to see OP have tourettes and see what i have to go through!
starberries 0
Obviously he didn't know she had it, you moron.
angel55033 12
quit whining like the OP really knew WTF she was doing she coulda easily been some drunken crazed idiot you know
wrestleshorty 2
ydi for working at old navy
sugarquill 0
"STOP DANCING AT ME, IDIOT"
angel55033 12
you should be proud you found a cure for her! if you imitate her foolishness she'll stop cold hahaha
ecascio2010 9
well you didn't know. she could have explained it in a nicer way.
brittanyg93 0
how are you supposed to know she has tourettes? you've never met her before! and people do weird shit all the time because they think it's funny!