Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I found out through his Facebook update and a text message that my fiancé demoted me to girlfriend status. I was sitting in the next room. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our Facebook relationships to make it official. I logged back on tonight to find his mother, the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time, "liking" the break up. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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Top comments
sarkaar 30
That coward. Sorry that had to happen the way it did OP. Hope you find a 'man' the next time around.
jjmiller1001 17
wow, he really put a lot of thought into that
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Comments (77)
withasmile 3
Wuss!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
What a coward.
sugarbear0727 19
That is extremely unfortunate. Nut I guess now you can move on and find someone better. :) I know its not easy, I've been though a similar suituation with my last ex. Except we weren't engaged yet, we had been talking about it. One day out of the blue he comes home from work and tells me I have three days to get my stuff out. I'm much better off. (: just took a little waiting.
Kc1001 14
that guy is an embarrassment to all men. he has no balls.
simoncat 11
You dodged a bullet on this one. Clearly, he's a pussy with no spine and certainly no integrity. I'm sorry this is difficult for you. But it would be so much worse had you been married, or worse married with kids. You are better off without the idiot.
pedinhuh 23
Damn, that's some manipulative skills right there! ...Or he's just a damn pussy. Be glad that you dodged this bullet, OP
pmadNess 16
As horrible as this is, I find it extremely funny!!! I think if this happened to me, I'd laugh my ass off and know how much better off I suddenly am!!!
Rana16 4
Am i the only one here who thought he was trying to make her seem good, somehow? I mean, I'd rather be the one who breaks up than to be dumped.
tenfiftynine 12
No by doing it on OPs Facebook everyone thinks their a cold hearted bitch who wants to humiliate the ex by putting it ALL on Facebook.
kait154 7
Oh man thats terrible.
jordanhraye 18
What a coward!!! Ugh I would've been so heartbroken. He wasn't good for you op!