Today, my boyfriend dumped me for being a "cheating whore" when he found men’s deodorant in my bathroom cabinet. I just have abnormally strong B.O. and men’s deodorant works better for me. According to him, "No girl sweats that much." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
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Misoranomegami 16
Wow. Sorry to say it, but you're definitely better off without him. Plenty of women use men's deodorant. I do (and shower gel and shaving cream) because I'm allergic to most of the floral esters used to scent women's products. It's also less likely to contain antiperspirants which bother a lot of people.
dwight7476 11
He got issues smh
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Lindsay Rogers 4
mens extra strength degree is the only thing I can use...nothing else cuts it