Today, my boyfriend dumped me for being a "cheating whore" when he found men’s deodorant in my bathroom cabinet. I just have abnormally strong B.O. and men’s deodorant works better for me. According to him, "No girl sweats that much." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
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Top comments
Misoranomegami 16
Wow. Sorry to say it, but you're definitely better off without him. Plenty of women use men's deodorant. I do (and shower gel and shaving cream) because I'm allergic to most of the floral esters used to scent women's products. It's also less likely to contain antiperspirants which bother a lot of people.
dwight7476 11
He got issues smh
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Misoranomegami 16
Wow. Sorry to say it, but you're definitely better off without him. Plenty of women use men's deodorant. I do (and shower gel and shaving cream) because I'm allergic to most of the floral esters used to scent women's products. It's also less likely to contain antiperspirants which bother a lot of people.
dwight7476 11
He got issues smh
sarkycow 25
u6
sarkycow 25
ughhh...I'm a twat sorry! never read whilst falling asleep. I managed to drop my phone as I fell asleep and it posted that lovely reply above for me! :-\
ARISKomuniszt 24
Why would anyone keep deodorant just in case for their affairs anyway...?
kazekai8 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I called bullshit
StagGT 13
Did you also tell him that you're gay and pregnant?
John Nemeth 14
Boyfriend smells girlfriends armpit Boyfriend "You've been sleeping with Jeffrey haven't you!?! I can smell his scent on you!" Girlfriend "It's just my deodorant......" Boyfriend "bah, what do I look like an idiot?" Girlfriend "yep, a single one"
xavishep 15
My condolences OP this situation you got put in over someone else's ignorance sucks, my gf used to borrow my deodorant for the exact same reasons many people here already mentioned (stronger, usually has antiperspirants, etc) but it's just unfortunate this had to happen to you.
RichardPencil 32
How did Sherlock Holmes miss that there was no women’s deodorant there? It may hurt now, but it’s better he is gone. You would have had stupid children with him.
SwordSlashBlade 13
Put a ladies deodorant in his bathroom and accuse him back.
Hellblazer_Sith 25
I use men’s deodorant for the same reason. Sounds like you are better off without him. He would just find other reasons why he thinks you are cheating.