Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. As I went to shake her dad’s hand, my nervous, sweaty palm slipped right off and I ended up tapping him on the wrist. He gave me the most judgmental look while I awkwardly apologized and wiped my hand on my pants. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I was to give a business report to several important shareholders. Right at the start, I broke into a coughing fit, then got so nervous that I froze up. When I tried to excuse myself, I tripped over my own feet. I'm now facing demotion for making the company look bad. FML
Today, I sat down to discuss wanting a promotion and ended up getting so nervous that I broke down crying in front of my boss. FML
Today, I went to a job interview and, trying to sound confident, I shook the interviewer’s hand and said, "Nice to meet me." I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I went to a job interview and, feeling nervous, accidentally knocked over the interviewer's Mountain Dew. Trying to recover, I blurted out, "Don't worry, I'm used to cleaning up messes." The awkward silence that followed made it clear I wouldn't be cleaning up anything in their office. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML
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Top comments
Fluffydemise 18
And you got a promotion, right?
emmingle 24
uh-oh. he wasn't too hard on you, was he?
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Comments (85)
tilly_a99 3
Omg rofl
LolxMe 6
Lol
ZeroPath5 16
@SuperKnuckels I think your comment would have done better if you stuck to the original script...
kthsdm 12
Now you are CEO
TheTheTruthIs 5
You should think before you speak
Shenanigans9 8
Superknuckles- rules 1 and 2 ************
brianraythai 3
Knees weak, arms are heavy...
icepick23 12
It's all good. As long as you're hot, he won't mind. Rather, he was likely very much turned on by your confession.
rita0ral 8
Wetty
mac8080 7
Did u wet ur hands sir lol JFK sorry for you
Raivyn_Grimm 9
JFK got shot, sir. And I fail to see the connection between him and this FML.