Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML
Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML
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fuzzybrownbear 0
way to not recognize your own son
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
Haha sounds like something my dad would do. FYL
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xxXXxriro_kxxXXx 0
you guys he said PLAYFULLY slapped him on the back of his head, which means he didnt do it on purpose... and he probably didnt really recognize it wasnt his son cuz the kid's head looked the same as his son's from the back... simple i dun think that the father would be that stupid to not recognize his own son. but this story sounds kinda funny to me :P oh well it sounds like that sucked for you so FYL
Darthbane2007 19
So your son and the other kid were wearing the exact same clothes?
nuchey 0
wow do you beat your kids?
iBiteRoses 22
I love how OP's name is "Kronic"
cartedor 18
Normally the prank goes with the sneaky person screams at the mark to scare him or her, now had the dad done that in the store, and scared the child to cry, that would have been pure gold. Haha
jcrb 11
tune in next to next weeks episode of 'Tough Love from Strangers'!
McMelons 9
Once my mum came up behind me in the market and pinched my butt, I didn't know it was her so I turned around and slapped her... Whoops. She understood though!