Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML
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Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML
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rafty4life 3
It sucks that you couldn't hold it another minute. but kudos for being able to count the other passengers while vomitting.
DrummerBoy21 0
Should have just dropped to the floor... seen how many people would try and help you lol. it'd be less embarrassing and more "IS HE/SHE OK!?".
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Comments (37)
rafty4life 3
It sucks that you couldn't hold it another minute. but kudos for being able to count the other passengers while vomitting.
yeppers6502 0
bahaha this is awesome
sAnChEz_98 0
awww poor OP! moreover, poor other passengers who have to ride the rest of the way to their destinations smelling your puke!
perdix 31
You can't hold back puke. It's inevitable. It's not like pee that you can hold for a while. As soon as you started retching, you should have hopped off the bus, or hung your head out the window.
vettle 6
that is my absolute worst nightmare. so sorry!
CultureChic 14
Agreed.
kweenbitch 0
your nasty. you can tell when your going to blow, your not three F-ing years old!!
OliviaGoRawr 0
The same thing happened to me at dinner at summer camp one night. My nickname became Broccoli Bullets, that was 3 years ago and people still call me that...
iLucid 0
no should piled a girl he found was attractive that he talked to frequently for it to be a pro FML...
pennies_lane 6
ugh! puking out of the nose HURTS!!
AceArctic 4
Bukakke-a-Thon for herpes research! How Ironic! :D
matt692009 0
I did this on a plane once.. it had 1 isle. 10 people had to walk through my puke to get off